Happy New Year

Ready To Take Off

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--志明与春娇--

This Is A Real Story...

After a long day of walking around the KL city, they went back to hotel to rest...

志明与春娇 and Milo冰 are arrange to be shared the same room.
As Milo冰 fall asleep, he heard...

春娇：I help you to massage your body, do you feel happy?
志明：I also often massage you, are you very very very happy?
春娇：I already massaged your whole body long time ago...

after the conversation above, our friend Milo冰 quickly get up and escape from that Chamber of Love as fast as possible

I wonder how are 志明与春娇face to face with Milo冰 in the next day morning...












走到淡水海岸　两个人爱情
已经没人看　已经没人听　啊~~

Bird Missing?

Any Missing Bird?

Want to replace it with new one?

Get it now only at Aeon Seberang Perai City Jusco Food Department















hurry!!! while stock last....

Cicak Man Vs Mercury Man

Superhero From Malaysia:
Cicak Man
Reason of being:accidentally drinks coffee that are contaminated by a virus infected gecko
Ability/Super Power:Sticking to the wall, making chirping cicak noises and adding bugs to his menu.

Superhero from Thailand:
Mercury man
Reason of being: after being stabbed by a ancient amulet
Ability/Super power:Body is a massive heat source, super strength, increased agility, ability to make great leap.
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i think the pity cicak will be fried at last....

Renew IC

Many people say that the service of the “Perkhidmatan Awam” has change, more efficient, no more sophisticated steps involved. Is that true?

Let me told you something, that I go through it myself these few days when going for renew my IC at the Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara.

First Day:

Reception Counter:

Kee: encik, nak renew IC…

Receptionist: ……. (Press on the machine that spit the number paper and hand in to me)

After an hour waiting while watching television programs……

Report: 6033, kaunter 8…

Counter No.8:

Kee: Selamat pagi, cik.

Officer: morning, apa boleh saya bantu anda…

Kee: oh, nak renew IC, tapi saya nak tukar alamat di atas IC, boleh tak?

Officer: kanu ada bawa bil kah?

Kee:Bil?

Officer:ya, apa bil boleh yang mampu membuktikan tempat tinggal anda…

Kee:aiyo, tak ada…

Officer: jika anda mau tukar alamat, mesti tunjukkan bil anda…

Kee: tak apalah, besok aku mai lagi, terima kasih ya…

Second Day:

This time got bring electric bill and water bill.

Reception Counter:

Kee: encik, nak renew IC, perlu bawa bilkah?

Receptionist:ya, encik, anda juga perlu fotostatnya…

Kee: ok, terima kasih…. (wtf!)

The time is 8.30a.m., many shops didn’t open yet, and how do I going to photocopy the bill? So I just go home and wait for the third day…

Third Day:

Reception Counter:

Kee: encik, nak renew IC~~

Receptionist: solilah, encik, sistem komputer jabatan telah runtuh, semua proses amat perlahan sekarang, jadi tak boleh renew IC anda buat masa ini….

Kee:Ok….(Cb-P**i-F**k)

Next time, when you are going to renew your IC, please make sure that you are going in the right time, and don’t forget to photocopy your bill…

They always said the system is very good, fine, but the problem now is on the officers that works in there, never tell us clearly that what document we need to bring when undergo business with government, especially that department receptionist, he/she always the person who make the first contact with us, peoples, don’t just always know to press, press, press on the number machine!

Need For Speed

The Need For Speed (1994)

Need For Speed II(1997)Need For Speed: V-Rally(1997)Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit(1998)Need For Speed: V-Rally 2(1999)Need For Speed: High Stakes(1999)Need For Speed: Porsche Unleashed(2000)Moto City Online (2001)

Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2(2002)Need For Speed: Underground(2003)Need For Speed: Underground 2(2004)Need For Speed:Most Wanted(2005)Need For Speed: Carbon(2006)Need For Speed: Pro Street(2007) Need For Speed: Undercover(2008)

North Star Art Project

Vote For Me!!!


at

http://www.northstar.com.my/

Sea Monster Appear in Coast of Penang Island!

This picture was taken in 6.52a.m.
Location: From Mar Vista Condominium

Bye-bye CLB

People:"What is your School?"
Kee:"Chung ling Butterworth........."

Quack!

Evolution

May The Luck Be With You

May The Luck Be With You

The Name After The Story In Penang

Burma Road 车水路

Carnarvon Street沓田仔

Campbell Street新街

Chulia Street 牛干冬

Macalister Road中路

Magazine Road头条路

Noordin Street二条路

Presgrave Street三条路

Tye Sin Street四条路

Macallum Street五条路

Katz Street六条路

Cecil Street七条路

Herriot Street 八条路

Dato' Keramat 柑仔园

Bishop Street漆木街

King Street大伯公街

MacNair Street过港仔横街

China Street大街

Armenian Street本头公巷/打铜仔街

Chulia Lane二奶巷

Stewart Lane观音亭后

Macalister Lane姓王公司后

Acheen Street打石街

Seck Chuan Lane猪肉巷

Carnarvon Lane甘光内

Malay Street台牛后

Madras Lane油较路

Abu Siti Lane三星巷

Peel Avenue太子路

Bagan Jermal湾岛头

Light Street莱特街

Pitt Street椰脚街

Beach Street土库街

Love Lane爱情巷

Rope Walk大顺街 

 Leith Street南华医院街

 Muntri Street莲花街

Kimberly Street汕头街

Cintra Street日本横街

Cina Street 大街

Penang Street 唐人街

THE PONTIANAK IN HALLOWEEN

Is Halloween today, can’t celebrate it because the exam is very near from now.               

But I have something to discuss here, and the title is “Can Pontianak Is Scary Enough to Join the parade of Halloween?”

As we know, many legendary characters from the western country being successfully scared many spectators, like the Frankenstein the Science Freak, the Long life Dracula, the undead Zombies and many others.

We, Malaysian, also have our own scary character, that is The Pontianak, a restless spirit which seeking revenge for those who kill her, it can be said as still very “young” in the its film age in the universal film arena. Thus, the characteristic of Pontianak still can’t be reveal by the actors  

Something I must said that Pontianak is Stupid.        

                                                                

They don’t know how to make sure they safety first before scaring others peoples.......

p/s:she will be bully by others strong ghosts if she is in Halloween.... 

Have A SpooKEE Halloween

Tesco Extra Seberang Jaya

comments: many malay walking around， feel uncomfortable； no Mc. Donald,;Air Cond not cool enough.
Sunway Carniwal, 还是觉得你最好！

SPORE

Security Protocols Open Repository (SPORE)

GOOD GAMEPLAY, WELL GRAPHIC.

Quantum Of Solace

   Every time 执二摊,sure no want you lah!!!

They Said...

Loo Chai Har-4As-PCGHS-STPM 2000

“Times won’t wait for anyone .It won’t stop nor slow down its pace. You must know hot to utilize it wisely so that you won’t have an excuse for regret in the future.”

Dare to Fail. Cheong Soo Kai-5As-Badlishah-kulim-STPM 1998

“I wish to be the best. I must behave like one.”

Loh Kah Pin-4As-SXI-STPM 2000

“We remember 90% of what we attempt to teach to others.”

Yew Shiong Shiong-4As-CLHS-STPM 2000

“Out of 34 students in my class, 10 of them scored 4As. Its because we don’t only have competition, but also co-operation.”

Lucy Tan-5As-SGGS-STPM 1995

“Start studying now. This is your last hurdle and this is your last public exam. After that you will be ok. Study constantly.

Loh Kah Pin-4As-SXI-STPM 2000

“A reminder to those who fear form computer program can beat even the greatest chess players anytime, for only one simple reason. It  has no fear of losing.”

Ooi Chong Siang-4As-CLBW-STPM 2003

“To always look forward, not back and never to accept that anything is impossible. Never give up, always keep pushing forward.”

Yew Shiong Shiong-4As-CLHS-STPM 2000

‘Success in many things comes with 3D’s-Discipline, Dedication & Determination.”

R.Puthashanan-4As-BMHS-STPM 2000

“Those who do not realize the bitterness of studying even for a minute will have to suffer the bitterness of stupidity for the rest of life…”

Loh Kah Pin-4As-SXI-STPM 2000

“It is not what you have done that is a sin, it is what you left undo.”

Loh Jit Seng-5As-PFS-STPM 1999

“Like Bill said, we have to give and take. Thus we must put I a lot of effort to succeed. You may indulge in “lepak” computer games or even watching tv but make sure you have the same amount of time for your study. Lastly, study hard and study smart.

Eu Hooi Chuan-5As-St.Mark’s BW-STPM 1994

“Study with interest. Must have self confidence and discipline.”

Chang Boon Pin-5As-PFS-STPM 1997

“One must not only be healthy physically but also mentally to face the STPM.”

Loh Kah Pin-4As-SXI-STPM 2000

“A reminder for top scorers-being successful, one risks the danger of arrogance. They think that what they have done in the past will work in the future.”

  Lee Wan Chyi-5As-JSHS-STPM 1999

“There is no speed limit on the road to excellence.”

Tan Kenny-4As-CLHS-STPM 2000

“Stress on the importance of repetition. Always read and reread your notes. Only through repetition can you remember your facts like the back of your hands.”

Kee-CLBW-STPM 2008

"Winner winner, chicken dinner."

Khoo Chee Guan-4As-CLBW-STPM 2005

“Everyday study constantly, minimum 5 hours after from school excluding tuition classes.”

Koay Yi Ling-4As-BMHS-STPM 2005

“Enough rest, pay attention to what the teachers says and teach. Do not stress yourself and push yourself too hard.”

Chuah Sceu Chin-4As-PFS-STPM 2005

“Work hard and be consistent from the beginning. Don’t procrastinate because you’ll regret it and it’ll be too late when you do.”

Ong Soon Sheng-4As-CLHS-STPM 2005

“Always upgrade your dribbling skills (study skills) and dribble the ball past all defenders (obstacles) so that you can score a magnificent goal (great success) in your life.”

Lim Chong Teik-4As-PFS-STPM 2005

“Consistent-begin with the end in mind”

Guok Eng Ching-4As-CLBW-STPM 2005

‘By believing people do not plan to fail, but they simply fail to plan.

Low Piit Chinn-4As-Badlishah Kulim-STPM 2000

“I must sleep well, eat well, pray hard, and study smart to achieve my goal.”

Loh Kah Pin-4As-SXI-STPM 2000

“To avoid future regrets-there is no witness so dreadful, no accuser as horrible as that conscience that dwells in the heart of every student. So, stop fooling around and start preparing at once.”

Ho Shu Min-4As-CLBW-STPM 2005

“Diligence and intelligence. Time is precious. Never give up”

Guok Eng Ching-4As-CLBW-STPM 2005

“You are not judged by what you started but what you finished in the end.”

Lim Huan Key-4As-CLBW-STPM2004

“Believe in yourself, trust yourself, do it for you.”

Low Jun Jie-4As-CLBW-STPM 2004

”Make your own schedule. Do whatever you plan and study hard. Study when it is time to study, sleep when it is time to sleep, play when it is time to play. Always do not sacrifice the time to play and sleep because it is a way to relax your mind.”

Kelvin Koo Choon Keong-4As-CLBW-STPM 2004

“Fight until the last minute. Do not give up and do your best.”

Chang Boon Pin-5As-PFS-STPM 1997

“Do not give up no matter what happens. As long as the journey is not over yet, one has every chance to succeed.”

Ong Kok Tim-5As-PFS-STPM 1998

 “Never regret what you do today in the future.”

Cheong Soo Kai-5As-Badlishah Kulim-STPM 1998

“You wish to be the best, you must behave like one.”

Samuel Phan-5As-CLHS-STPM 1993

“Revise until you understand no mater how many times.”

Sim Teong Chuan-4As-JSHS-STPM 2002

“We paid to study. Please study professionally.”

Neoh Hor Kee-4As-PFS-STPM 2002

“Consistent is the best policy! When you study, study hard. When you play, play hard!”

Loh Chang Foo-5As-Permatng Rawa-STPM 1999

“Time passes by but it is up to us to just let it pass by or make full use of it to realize ours dream.”

Nicholas Ooi Boon Seng-4As-MBS-STPM 2001

“Believe in yourself. Think successful to be successful.”

Eu Hooi Chuan-5As-St, Mark’s BW-STPM 1994

“Study hard is the key to success in the STPM, The first step is self discipline and confidence. Make studying as one of your interest.”

Tan Lee Teak-5As-PFS-STPM 1994

“Set a goal. Organize yourself. Sacrifice and work towards it.”

Teoh Li Shar-4As-CLBW-STPM 2002

“Study hard and don’t forget to pray more. In my concept, 20% luck, 80% effort. Only that can assure you to get 100 marks in STPM.”

Ng Rui Lun-5As-CLHS-STPM 2002

“This is the last hurdle before reaching your dream. So, devote your time to study, study and study because your dream is around the corner.”

Loh Chang Foo-5As-Permatng Rawa-STPM 1999

“Conquer yourselves to sacrifice what we want now for what we want eventually.”

Ronnie Lim Chuin Hoong-4As-PFS-STPM 2002

“The problem is that most people who receive advise on how to study and how to build self confidence do not have enough discipline or will power to follow them.”

Choy Ker Woon-4As-SXI-STPM 2003

“5 things to think when you are studying-Parents, myself, teachers, money and future.”

Chew Chee Toong-4As-CLBW-STPM 2001

“Nothing is stronger than the will to succeed.”

Oh Ming Poh-5As-SGGS-STPM 1996

“Have proper planning. Plan your work and work your plan.”

Gan Chong Gim-5As-CLHS-STPM 1996

“Good results are the most valuable gift for our parents.”                 

Koh Mun Ying-4As-CLBW-STPM 2003

“Time management. Focus on studies. Study hard. Never give up and believe in yourself. Get enough sleep.”

Choo Choon Sean-4As-CLBW-STPM 2003

“Form a good habit of daily studies and exercise. Practice it and enhance it everyday.”

Choy Ker Woon-4As-SXI-STPM 2003

“Live life to the fullest. Play, eat, sleep and watch TV. Then you will appreciate the time left for your studies.”

 

  

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