Saturday, July 26, 2008

A Dead Donkey

A boy David move from town to a rural are, he buy a donkey from a farmer with 100 dollars.

The farmer agrees to bring him the donkey on the next day.

But the farmer come on the next and told David that the donkey was dead.

David: “Alright, you just give me back the money.”

Farmer: “I can’t, I already spend the money.”

David: “Ok, you just give me the dead donkey”

Farmer: “what are you going to do with the dead donkey?”

David: “I can’t use the dead donkey to become a lucky draw prize.”

Farmer: “no one will want a dead donkey!!”

David: “Don’t worry, I will never tell anybody.”

Several months later, farmer meets David.

Farmer: “How was the dead donkey?”

David: “I held a Lucky Draw Contest, and the donkey as the prize, sold out 500 tickets, 2 dollar each, with that, I get 998 dollars, minus away the 100 dollars that I give you to buy the donkey, I manage to earn 898 dollars.”

Farmer: “Why nobody unsatisfied with that?”

David: “Only the prize winner, so I gave back the 2 dollars to him.”

After many years later, David became a CEO of Enron Company.

The story above tells us that:

  1. We must think before act, overcome the obstacle ahead, so we can become the CEO of the company, XD.
  2. All CEO of company play cheat…

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lou Yau Goai Goai~~

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

Tiu Nia Sing D blog, such a moron!

Go visits

4 Ace's Everyone!!!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Data Game

Ever feel that not enough storage in your computer to the media you like?
But due to the rapid development of the storage devices are able to fulfill our ever-increasing need for faster and more realistic computer graphics, high res
olution movies with bonus features and the latest computer software.

Sometimes, we must lo
ok back,

Caches to caches
Data storage, dead or dying

TYPE: Audio Tape
DOB: 1929
RIP: 2007
Used as long ago as 1932 by the BBC, audio tape is one of the oldest recording media. But sales have bombed and in May last year Currys announced
it would no longer stock audio tape.

TYPE: Floppy disk
DOB: 1972
RIP: 2003
Once ubiquitous, floppy disks came under pressure from solid state memory, CDs and DVDs in the ’90s. In 2003, Dell announced it would stop includi
ng floppy disk drives in its computers.

TYPE: Video tape
DOB: 1951
RIP: 2003
VHS players are still available in a limited way, but since 2003, when the sales of DVDs outstripped video tapes for the first time, the video recorder h
as been a dead man walking.

DOB: 1982
RIP: 2011(predicted)
Downloads of singles now greatly outstrip the nu
mber of CD singles sold, and the number of CD albums sold is also in decline, so it’s just a matter of time before CDs are phased out altogether.

TYPE: USB stick
DOB: 1998
RIP: Perhaps never
Solid state memory chips have come a long way in a short time. With scientific developments it’s quite possible the technology can be pushed considerably further into the future.

TYPE: Blu-ray and HD-DVD
DOB: 2003
RIP: 2014(predicted)
These high definition multimedia disks may seem to have ample storage space compared to regular DVDs. But as soon as people start wanting to record HD-TV they won’t seem quite so big.

Although all these data storage devices will be replaced someday in the future, it makes a base for developers to produce more sophisticated, effective storage devices.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Local Movie

A man rush to airport and said goodbye to his girlfriend>Love story
His girlfriend already get into the airplane, the man cried sorrow>sad story
The man take a stone and throw it to the airplane, the stone hits the airplane!!>comedy
Some passenger inside the cabin is being throwing up and down and their heads and body parts were cut off by the flying objects.>horror movie
The airplane land on the sea, a storm is coming…>disaster movie
A passenger performs a series of poses, the incoming storm stop suddenly> supernatural movie
But the wave is strong until it overturn, the landed airplane, four of the passengers just fly out and grab the plane and fly to the land.>superhero movie.

The man is chase by the police, he got a gun and shoot at them, the police look for cover.>police story
Policemen shoot at the man, the bullet just penetrate through his body without hurting him.>ghost story
All the bullet being used, the man fight against the police with martial art and jumping up and down across the street.>action movie
The man getting tired, he presses on his watch and transform to a super robot and fly away.>science and fiction movie
The man meets his girlfriend again, they live happily together.>the end.

That was call local movie, sometime I don’t even know what really happen in the whole movie…

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Go For It

Tuesday, July 8, 2008



Prevention is better than cure;

(Prevention is better than cure)

When we young we need DUMEX;

(When we young we need DUMEX)

When grow we need DUREX!!

(When grow we need DUREX!!)

Monday, July 7, 2008

(Fire n Water)

Sunday, July 6, 2008

How To Be Bill Gate The Second

  1. Get Yourself in Career Earlier

Bill Gate shows his great interest to computer since he is young. He studied varies computer course which help him the most in the future career.

  1. Identified Your Target and Stick To It

Bill Gate started his own software company when he is 17 years old and always dreamed about how to grow his company to become the biggest software company. Job counselor Andrea Kay said: “Bill spend almost the time to learn the skill and always think about ‘how to handle the problem, how to realize his own dream.’”

  1. Break The Tradition With Full Reason

School is not suitable for Bill, he also knew about that. Bill drop-out from university when he is 20 years old and start ‘Microsoft’. But you must take care of all the consequences when you are making such a decision.

  1. Hire Your Own Friends

Bill know Paul Allen (another founder of Microsoft) since he is 13 years old and meet Steve Balmer (present Microsoft CEO) when he study in Harvard. These shows that stable relationship between boss and workers is already exceed the working boundary, making them work with Bill with heart.

  1. Image Is Everything

Bill successfully change his image in is career. From a rebellious young billionaire to a Leader of one of the biggest company in the world and now he again turns himself to a donor which donates almost 99% of his wealth to the community.

  1. Never Stop Chasing Your Dream

Although Bill became billionaire when he is 38 years old, he never stops his innovation. His great interests to computer, causing him always try new things. So, just make sure your job is your interest.

  1. Know Yourself

In his whole career, Bill succeeds through his interest, from programming to welfare jobs. He never do the thing he didn’t believe.

Friday, July 4, 2008


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Is It Ghost?

Characters: Mom, Son and Lim the fate analyzer (风水师)


Mom: Mr.Lim, help my son, he act so weird recently, is he disturb by ghost?

(Mom bringing her 17 years old, thin and weak looking young man into the office)

Mom: This happened after we move into our new house, he can’t concentrate well and only gave us response after we shouted loudly at him, can you help me to find out what is the problem, and is it ghost or the “feng shui” of our new house?

Lim: How many of you in the house?

Mom: six people, me, my husband, 3 daughters and my son.

Lim: How was the room distribution?

Mom: I and my husband a room, my 3 daughters shared a room, and my son a roomby himself.

Lim: Before you move to the new house?

Mom: Before we move, me, my husband and my son in a room and my daughters a room. Lim, is it related to the ghost? (Curiously)

Lim: Can you show me the plan of your son room?

Mom: Sure, I draw it for you, desk in here, bed in there, computer, toilet…

Lim: Now, I will show you the way to handle the ghost.

1) the computer position is wrong, it should be place in living room, the magnetic field produced may attract the ghost

2) The entire books in the room must move to outside of the room to prevent the ghost to hide inside.

3) All windows, door even toilet door must 24 hours open, on the light when sleep, don’t cover blanket, if feel cold, just wear more shirt.

4) When bath, the don’t completely close the bathroom door, and set a time limit for bath(e.g. 15 minutes)

5) When your son sleep, use a DV to record down what happen on the bed, to make sure we can capture the ghost when they come.

Lim: Repeat all this for 49 days, but most important is the corporation from the family members. (Seriously)


After 49 days,

The 17 years old young man looks better than before when his mom bring him to Lim again.

The above story surely is nothing to do with “feng shui”, the ghost is actually the “sex inspiration” of the young man.

But how the 5 ways mentioned above can help to cure him?

1) There are many ghost in the computer, which is “sex ghost”, just a click, we can reach almost every website in the world, including porn website like Megarotic. The computer is move to the living room so that he can’t masturbate easily as in the locked room.

2) All the books are also move out of the room so that no porn magazine or book can’t hide between the books.

3) All the door and windows open, light on and can’t cover blanket is to expose him to the surrounding so that everyone in the house can easily know what he was doing.

4) The bathroom door is not close completely and time limiting is to prevent the “sex ghost “inside him to “react” so that he had no time to masturbate in that short time.

5) Really a DV is able to capture the ghost image? Just to control him so that he will not do what he like.

So, if your son face this kind of problem (or in the future), try the above method.

Of course, it is not use to catch the real ghost…

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

My "小My" Design

This is my design of Little My, hope you will like it.
If you think it is cute, please click my blog
but if you you don't like, also click, ok?

Little My in different color.